Is this the most understood article in the world?

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This article, with its clickbait title and lack of compelling narrative, has been voted the world's most understood.

In a poll spanning an entire office, voters turned out in droves to nominate their favourites.

On the second step of the podium was Existential Dread: Why You Should Join The Bandwagon & the ever-popular Generation Hypocrisy: It's All Your Fault.

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