The importance of The Notebook


There aren't many things in the world of books on which every writer agrees. Avoid clichés like the plague, Show don't tell, and the importance of the notebook are three.

The first and second are self-evident, the third not so. The Notebook's importance really can't be stressed enough - what Ryan Gosling goes through and overcomes is nothing short of extraordinary.

A malaphor is the blending of idioms or clichés.

We'll burn that bridge when we get to it is surely the underwhelming champion.

The best I could come up with were Don't count your cows 'til they've come home hatched and That takes the pisscuit. Perhaps you could include your favourite(s) in your next fan mail letter. I've been assured the current batch are in the post.

 More malaphors:
You can't teach an old leopard new spots
Until the cows freeze over
That's right up my cup of tea
I'm so tired - I could sleep a horse
I wouldn't trust him with a bargepole
If it ain't broke, do as the Romans do

 (Credit to Susie Dent and her Twitter followers)

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